The Wonderful "One-Hoss-Shay", and Other Poems by Oliver Wendell Holmes

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By Ashley Gutierrez Posted on Jan 14, 2026
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Holmes, Oliver Wendell, 1809-1894 Holmes, Oliver Wendell, 1809-1894
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Hey, have you ever read something that feels like a warm conversation with a clever friend? That's this book. It's not just poetry—it's Oliver Wendell Holmes letting you in on his witty, sometimes skeptical, always sharp observations about 19th-century America. The star of the show is 'The Deacon's Masterpiece,' a poem about a perfect carriage built to last exactly one hundred years. No more, no less. The real mystery isn't how it's built, but what happens when that century is up. Does it just... stop? It's a brilliant, funny metaphor that makes you think about progress, perfection, and everything that inevitably falls apart. The other poems are like little surprises in the same box—some playful, some surprisingly tender. If you think old poetry is stuffy, this collection will change your mind. It's like finding a time capsule that's still cracking jokes.
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|This ancient silver bowl of mine--it tells of good old times. Of joyous days and jolly nights, and merry Christmas chimes; They were a free and jovial race, but honest, brave and true, That dipped their ladle in the punch when this old bowl was new.= A Spanish galleon brought the bar--so runs the ancient tale-- Twas hammered by an Antwerp smith, whose arm was like a flail; And now and then between the strokes, for fear his strength should fail, He wiped his brow, and quaffed a cup of good old Flemish ale.= 'Twas purchased by an English squire to please his loving dame, Who saw the cherubs, and conceived a longing for the same; [Illustration: 068] (“JOLLY NIGHTS.”) [Illustration: 072] (“AND QUAFFED A CUP OF GOOD OLD FLEMISH ALE.”) And oft, as on the ancient stock another twig was found, 'Twas filled with caudle spiced and hot, and handed smoking round. But, changing hands, it reached at length a Puritan divine. Who used to follow Timothy, and take a little wine, But hated punch and prelacy; and so it was, perhaps, He went to Leyden, where he found conventicles and schnaps.= [Illustration: 078] (“WITH THOSE THAT IN THE MAYFLOWER CAME.”) And then, of course, you know what's next,--it left the Dutchman's shore With those that in the Mayflower came,--a hundred souls and more,-- Along with all the furniture, to fill their new abodes,-- To judge by what is still on hand, at least a hundred loads.= 'Twas on a dreary winter's eve, the night was closing dim, When old Miles Standish took the bowl, and filled it to the brim; [Illustration: 084] (“STIRRED THE POSSET WITH HIS SWORD.”) The little Captain stood and stirred the posset with his sword, And all his sturdy men-at-arms were ranged about the board. He poured the fiery Hollands in,--the man that never feared.-- He took a long and solemn draught, and wiped his yellow beard; And one by one the musketeers,--the men that fought and prayed,-- All drank as 'twere their mother's milk, and not a man afraid.= That night, affrighted from his nest, the screaming eagle flew, He heard the Pequot's ringing whoop, the soldier's wild halloo; And there the sachem learned the rule he taught to kith and kin, “Run from the white man when you find he smells of Hollands gin!”= A hundred years, and fifty more, had spread their leaves and snows, A thousand rubs had flattened down each little cherub's nose; When once again the bowl was filled, but not in mirth or joy. 'Twas mingled by a mother's hand to cheer her parting boy.= Drink, John, she said, 'twill do you good--poor child, you'll never bear This working in the dismal trench, out in the midnight air, And if--God bless me--you were hurt, 'twould keep away the chill; So John _did_ drink--and well he wrought that night at Bunker's Hill!= [Illustration: 092] (“A MOTHER'S HAND TO CHEER HER PARTING BOY.”) I tell you, there was generous warmth in good old English cheer; I tell you, 'twas a pleasant thought to bring its symbol here; 'Tis but the fool that loves excess--hast thou a drunken soul, Thy bane is in thy shallow skull, not in my silver bowl!= I love the memory of the past--its pressed yet fragrant flowers-- The moss that clothes its broken walls--the ivy on its towers-- Nay, this poor bauble it bequeathed--my eyes grow moist and dim, To think of all the vanished joys that danced around its brim.= [Illustration: 095] (“ITS BROKEN WALLS.”) Then fill a fair and honest cup, and bear...

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Let's be honest—when you hear "19th-century poetry," you might picture dense verses about nature or love. Oliver Wendell Holmes is here to prove you wrong. This collection is a delightful mix of humor, sharp social commentary, and genuine warmth, all served up in remarkably clear and rhythmic verse.

The Story

The book is anchored by its title poem, 'The Deacon's Masterpiece; or, The Wonderful "One-Hoss-Shay."' It tells the story of a deacon in Boston who gets fed up with things breaking down piece by piece. So, he decides to build a carriage—a "one-hoss-shay"—so perfectly and logically constructed that every part is equally strong. His goal? To have it last for exactly one hundred years without a single repair. The poem follows this flawless machine through history, until the moment it reaches its centennial. Then, on the dot, it doesn't just break—it completely disintegrates into a pile of dust in an instant. The rest of the collection is filled with other gems, from the playful debate of 'The Ballad of the Oysterman' to the moving reflection on memory in 'The Last Leaf.'

Why You Should Read It

Holmes writes with a voice that feels incredibly modern. He's not just making pretty rhymes; he's making points. The 'One-Hoss-Shay' is a hilarious and brilliant take on ideas that were radical then—like logical positivism—and still feel fresh today. It asks: what happens when we design something for perfect, rigid function, ignoring the messy reality of life and time? The other poems show his range. You get his famous wit, but also moments of quiet beauty, like his tributes to old friends and past eras. Reading this feels less like studying literature and more like listening to a brilliant, funny man think out loud about his world.

Final Verdict

This book is perfect for anyone who's curious about classic American writing but scared off by difficult language. It's also a great pick for fans of clever satire or anyone who enjoys a good, thought-provoking metaphor. If you like Mark Twain's humor or Emily Dickinson's concise insight, you'll find a kindred spirit in Holmes. It's a short, satisfying read that proves old poetry can be smart, funny, and surprisingly relevant. Keep it on your shelf for when you need a dose of wit and wisdom that doesn't take itself too seriously.



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Melissa Davis
5 months ago

Good quality content.

Margaret Miller
2 years ago

To be perfectly clear, the emotional weight of the story is balanced perfectly. I would gladly recommend this title.

George Hill
2 years ago

Great reference material for my coursework.

Melissa Hernandez
1 year ago

Finally found time to read this!

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